What did you say?

Some interesting things said in the Batchelor Home lately:

"I'm not being selfish. I'm just doing what I want."

"I said I washed the laundry. I never said anything about folding it."

"Was that the tent that just blew over the house?"

"Look at what I just peeled off my ear!"

"You might want to pop that." - Ah, the teen years.

Mom: "Where's your flashlight?"
Child: "I think I left it in someone's car."
Mom: "No! Don't say that! That's evil!"